“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” – Ghandi

Posted: March 5, 2010 in america, life, manliness, sports
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MUH PHUQA HAD BICHIZ BEFOE HE GOT DEM RANGS!

Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in a Georgia nightclub early this morning. The owner of the club stated he saw Big Ben mingling around and having a good time in an otherwise uneventful evening:

He was very polite with everybody,” said Frank Pendergrast, owner of The Brick. “He was down here from about 11:30 until about 1:30 having a good time, talking to a lot of people. Looked like he was signing autographs and letting people take pictures. Other than that, it was really uneventful.

The woman who claims she was “sexually assaulted or sexually manipulated” by Ben, didn’t name him outright but instead said it was a “white male, 6’1″, 241 lbs., with brown hair and brown eyes”. I guess the skank broke out the measuring tape and scales, had the police just read the back of a Topps trading card  they would know that it couldn’t have been Ben. He is listed at 6’4″ (which if you know people 6’1″ and 6’4″ there is a huge distinction) 242 lbs.  Deputy Chief Richard Malone stated:

“He’s been identified as being at the scene and there are allegations naming him as the perpetrator.

I still lean on the side that of reality where if you are a famous, 2-time Super Bowl Champion, multi-millionaire,  28 year old male in a night club full of drunk whores in GA you won’t have to do any raping. Trust me I’ve seen broke mother fuckers take home pussy on the reg. Hell I’ve done it. The problem wit being rich these days is if you fuck a broad and leave it at that they get pissed and want your money. How do they get it. Claim you raped them or get knocked up. I think my main man Mahatma Ghandi said it best:

Bitches ain’t shit, but hoes and tricks.

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Comments
  1. Leah says:

    ’nuff said

  2. Mike Hunt! says:

    Hahaha Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay.

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