Jason Statham …
… is quickly becoming the new Nic Cage!!!
The shmucks in Follyworld are making a Crank 2.
Titled Crank 2: High Voltage
Didn’t he jump from a helicopter at the end of the first Crank?
Don’t get me wrong I love Statham’s movies…can’t think of 1 i didn’t like so far but Crank 2???
Here’s the plot according to IMDB..
Plot:
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
08/28/2008 at 22:43
He made the dungeon siege movie. I haven’t seen it myself, but i’m sure it’s worse than this.
08/29/2008 at 00:08
I agree completely. The guy really is talented, I mean Snatch is in my Top 10 list, but he seems to completely disregard the quality of scripts or directors and take on as many projects as he can. Waste imo
08/29/2008 at 05:32
@Matt: The Dungeon Siege movie shouldn’t be blamed on Statham. It was directed by Uwe Boll.
08/29/2008 at 05:58
That is a wiked awesome point! Just like i don’t blame the Happening on Mark Wahlberg It’s clearly the fault of M. Night Shamalayaiaedkjdsbnaan
09/24/2008 at 20:40
Fifth!