I lost My damn Keys !!!

I spent all day long looking for my keys and had no clue where they were. Then i figured out they were in the car of this chick who brought me home from fridays (thats a whole other blog). So i missed a days work and everything because i forgot completely about even meeting much less getting a ride home from some chick. Then when i remembered her and contacted her she was all weird like

“did you find some keys in your car?”

“I think so.”

“Do they have a mazda key and a bottle opener on them?”

“maybe.”

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?  What happened to Yes and No?

Fucking Keys!!!!!

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